A Series of Unfortunate Events #7: The Vile Village
Lemony Snicket; Brett Helquist
Language: English
Action & Adventure - General Ages 9-12 Fiction Baudelaire Brothers and sisters Children's Books Children: Grades 4-6 City and Town Life Comics & Graphic Novels Family Family - Orphans & Foster Homes Family - Siblings Fiction General Humorous Stories Juvenile Fiction Klaus (Fictitious character) Orphans Orphans & Foster Homes Siblings Sunny (Fictitious character) Violet (Fictitious character)
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Published: Apr 11, 2001
Description:
SUMMARY: Dear Reader,You have undoubtedly picked up this book by mistake, so please put it down. Nobody in their right mind would read this particular book about the lives of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of their stay in the village of V.F.D. has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded in these pages.I can think of no single reason why anyone would want to open a book containing such unpleasant matters as migrating crows, an angry mob, a newspaper headline, the arrest of innocent people, the Deluxe Cell, and some very strange hats.It is my solemn and sacred occupation to research each detail of the Baudelaire children′s lives and write them all down, but you may prefer to do some other solemn and sacred thing, such as reading another book instead.With all due respect,Lemony Snicket Ages 10+